My boss just got back from her 2.5 hour lunch drunk � ya think this is a good time to start discussing the specifics of my new promotion � namely salary, new computer, and new office?

OK. I admit. I am princess procrastinator � my final exam for this class is tomorrow and I�m going home to read about six chapters worth of material in the hopes that my short-term memory regurgitation skills still work. Should I happen to blank out and forget it all, I�ll resort to multiple-choice pattern matching. That always works.

Helpful tip of the day: Every woman should have a butcher.