You can�t really trust your neighbors these days can you?

Especially if they�re drug dealing, cross-dressing, real estate millionaires with a penchant for dismembering the elderly.

But to schizophrenics in Texas like Robert Durst if you shoot a local senior citizen and then cut them up into small pieces its considered 'self defense.'

"The corpse was too heavy to wrap in a tarp to move, so Durst resorted to two saws, an ax, a box of plastic garbage bags and a bottle of Mr. Clean. After hurling the bags into Galveston Bay, Durst paid off Black's rent so the landlord wouldn't notice anything was wrong. The bags floated to the top, however, and Durst was arrested while hiding out with whiskey, marijuana and sleeping pills."

If only he got away with stealing that $5 sandwich!!!

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