My predictions for the 2004 leap year�.

The Olson twins will French kiss Madonna.

Mad cow paranoia will spread like wild fire throughout the US and everyone except rebellious teenagers will quit eating red meat.

Paris Hilton will get drunk.

Rush Limbaugh will get caught sniffing rubber cement.

Laura Flynn Boyle will eat a salteen in the whole month of June � and nothing else.

Michael Jackson�s skin will turn black overnight for one day only � February 29th.

Ben Affleck will come out of the metrosexual closet.

Marc Powell will begin performing free chicken colonoscopies in an effort to cure the SF area-wide epidemic of ECDS (Early Chicken Death Syndrome).

American teens will finally catch on with the age-old Japanese teen trend of mass public suicides.

More to come�